It defies one's worst expectations.
Sure, Hunter Biden's discharge from the Navy for snorting cocaine is slightly embarassing for Joe. But no one expects the Second Family to be perfect. It's not as if the Veep himself was jacked up on cheap boxed wine involved in an all-out brawl, after watching Jill being dragged through the mud by her hair.
Thanks to a senile hawk in the senate by the name of John McCain, however, the unlikely scenario might have befallen the Second Family - had America been stupid enough to give McCain access to any red buttons, and his "all magazines" reading choice for a running mate - she whose views on foreign policy were defined by the views from her house.
In reports released by the Anchorage Police Department, a clearly inebriated Bristol Palin recounts events of the drunken brawl involving her entire family that happened in Alaska. And what drunk mother doesn't drag her five year-old to crash parties with her mother and father in tow as well?
Yep, Mama Grizzly's poster child for abstinence is a sad reminder of how close this family came to classing up the capitol.
Addicting Info's Nathaniel Downes aptly summed it up:
The report lays out a rather simple scenario, one of alcohol fueled violence and impaired judgement on all parties. If it were not for the name attached to the brawl being Palin, nobody would even raise an eyebrow. But instead, this is a former Vice-Presidential candidate turned reality tv starlet, someone attempting to stretch her 15 minutes of fame as far as possible.
Read, breathe, and give grateful thanks to fate that this is the extent of Sarah Palin's relevance.
